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~ lundi, avril 11, 2005 ~
Ahh... so I was riding my bike home from Albertsons and I was singing Aerosmith's "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" outloud and a stupid bug flew into my throat! I choked on it and it tasted freakin disgusting! I almost drove my bike into the middle of the street and got into a collision! what a weird day it's been... not bad.. just weird... So I went to Albertsons tonight and the first thing I notice when I went into the store was this hot chick smiling at me and I was like, "hmm.. must be the tour guide uniform.. ;)" Anyway, I didn't think much of it so I smiled back and continued on my food-buying mission. A little while later, in the bread section, these two cute girls kept passing me a bazillion times for no reason except to smile and giggle. "Heck", i thought, "I gotta wear this uniform more often." So this pattern kept happening and it got to a point where all the girls I passed in the aisles were smiling... and I started getting just a tad self-conscious. I was just about to pick up a box of Hamburger Helper but then I was like, "man, that's soo totally not cool" so i go over to the produce aisle to find something more impressive to place in my basket. Albertsons was selling these really small organic finger bananas... so I picked up a bunch hoping somebody would comment on how cute they were or something (& heck, i don't need to compensate for anything anyway)... plus it made me look like a healthy, environmentally-friendly eater... and I think it was Steve who was telling me how a lot of Nor-Cal college girls dig that sort of thing. ...whatever... so I leave Albertsons and ride back to Newman Center [this is when I swallow that stupid bug]. After I get to Newman, Andie comes up to me a little later and she's like, "what's that?" I'm like, "huh?" and she's like, "ON YOUR FACE!" OMG HOW EMBARASSING... so before i left for the supermarket, Alison put a sparkly blue star sticker on my cheek in the afternoon and I totally forgot it was there. fLiCk! Soo that's why everybody was smiling at me! sigh* It wasn't the uniform or the bananas. i am thoroughly embarassed. lol
man, i figured out that I only blog when i have tons of schoolwork to do...
~Benjamin 4/11/2005 08:42:00 PM
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