The thoughts of an odd duck who sits alone in a night cafe, with a stylo in his right, a journal in his left, a valise under his chaise, a tasse on the table, and plenty of time to pass.
This has got to be the 4th worst paper I've ever had to write in my entire college career. It's 11:32pm and I have a 6-page paper due in 10 hours from now. I've started it though!! I have my name and date on the page... yep, aren't ya proud of me? hehehe The worst paper I ever had to write was last year.. I had to compare two books for a history class.. two books that I didn't read nor even buy. That was utter hell. I got a pretty good grade on it anyway but that's just because BS is my middle name... along with Danger, Brave, and Estanislao. The second worst paper I ever wrote was 3 weeks ago. I had a 10pager due the next day and I didn't start it until 10pm the night before. I didn't finish writing till 6:32am that morning. Ohh, it was a mess.. but by the grace of the Lord, I pulled off a B+. Praises to Heaven.
I should switch my major to BSing.. then I could get a BS in BS.. hehe and when I grow up, I'd be the University Dean of the School of BS-ing. And I can minor in Procrastination. Gee, if that happened, I'd probably graduate with honors. I can just see it now... [insert ripple effect here along with ridiculous dream sequence].
WAIT A MINUTE!!! TIME TO ZAP BACK TO REALITY AND START MY PAPER!!! Goal for tonight: Finish paper and Sleep by 4:12am so I can wake up at 7:12am and take the 8:27bus to my 9am class where the paper is due.